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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A A A A CHOOOOOO

This is the most diabolical plant on the face of the Earth.
It serves no purpose other than to make people miserable.
It was put here by the devil himself.
It is the bane of my existence.
What the hell is IT you ask?


R a g w e e d !

That evil ragweed pollen spore on the bottom left corner looks like it's mocking me. I don't care what the pollen counting people say, the ragweed is starting to blossom. My nose knows. I'm starting to get snuffly, sneezing, and a scratchy ears nose and throat. I expect a full coming out party to get underway within the week.

I wish I owned stock in the company that produces this product.

In the mean time I've...

up at the 1000 Islands in the St. Lawrence River.
Where there is tons of ragweed.

4 comments:

Craze said...

My allergies always seem to be at their worst in September/October. Hope ya feel better soon!

Slick said...

Ewwwww, you're gonna fill the boat up with snot instead of fish, I bet!

tornwordo said...

The 1000 islands!? I'm jealous.

Kitten Herder said...

Diabolical plant? Triffid!