Saturday, May 24, 2008

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate. Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot. "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."


Nobody™ said...

I agree with pilot!

Anonymous said...

Heh.. that is too funny! :)

Kitten Herder said...

I say we elect the pilot.